Damn it. We should have let the South secede when we had the chance. Spending 4 more years being governed by a Republican, evangelical Southerner is not my idea of fun. He may represent a lot of American, but he doesn't represent me.

Maybe I should give up my secular liberalism. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right? Oh, I could beat 'em. Just give me a stick.