Okay--these are the least polished sex toys I have ever seen. NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Thanks to Dan Savages's collumn from two weeks ago.

From an engineering perspective, many of them are very uncreative. Like in the vein of: "what can I find around the house that oscillates, thrusts or vibrates and how can I put a dildo on it." There is generally a lack of mechanical eligence in the majority of the models.