I have to vent this somewhere, and since no one sits near me, the web gets it.

I hate the fucking vending machine in my building!

In the 1.5 years I have encountered this machine I have had a myriad of problems with it. The problems include, but aren't limited to:

• Not taking nickels. (What kind of messed up vending machine doesn't take nickels?!)
  
• Refusing to dispense Peanut M&Ms
  
• Giving change in nickels when it won't accept nickels
  
• Being "temporarily out of service" when I am jonesing for a snack
  
• Having only Cheddar Chex Mix when I want plain (Okay, I know that isn't really the machine's fault, but I still hit it and swear at it.)

Sure, I could just go to the cafeteria when the vending machine is being a bitch, but they only have King size candy, and I would have to interact with a person when I was planning on interacting with a machine. That could just ruin my day.