I fell for only 1 (but I bought it at Wal-Mart), 2 and 3 (but I didn't send my photo in, pay for my listing and *still* got a copy of the book free). I skipped 4 (spent a lonely day on NH's coast instead), and 5 just doesn't apply in the Northeast (or didn't when I was in HS).

God, HS was depressing. I think I just ruined my day thinking about this stuff. Damn it.