Wow. A shout out to fan-fiction movies from Slate. I'll have to Torrent Revelations.

This article has a rather unfortunate title:

Woman Fingered in Wendys Finger Caper

Now, really, is that safe for work?

Great hack, but everyone knows that MIT is in Cambridge. Did the AP refuse to cross the river?

This one seems like a bit of a stretch to me.

I think it looks a bit more like a vulva...

For anyone who might be looking for a rather pricy gift for me, I'd like the HypnoDisk, please.

Who wouldn't want something

Popular with evil criminal masterminds...[as]...an always effective means of dealing with uncooperative adventurers, or perky junior reporters[?]

This is what I would like to be able to say I am doing:

Now I'm sitting here,
Sipping at my ice cold beer,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.

Thanks to The Kinks for bringing it to mind.

Too bad the bar doesn't open until 5...